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class="stanza"><i>The following letter was forwarded by a teacher who works at a small high school. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to the heart that exists in the depths of humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm fuzzies that it leaves you reeling with...</i></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div
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class="stanza"><i>The following letter was forwarded by a teacher who works at a small high school. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to the heart that exists in the depths of humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm fuzzies that it leaves you reeling with...</i></div><div
class="stanza">Dear School,</div><div
class="stanza">God bless you for the radio that I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I'm 94 years old and live at the local Community Home for the Aged. My family has long since passed away and I rarely have visitors. As a result, I have very limited contact with the outside world. This makes your gift especially welcome.</div><div
class="stanza">My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I've known her. She listens to it all the time, though usually with an earplug or the volume so low I can't hear it. For some reason, she has never wanted to share it. Last Sunday morning, while listening to her gospel programs, Maggie accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad. Fortunately, I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listen to mine. I told her to fuck off.</div><div
class="stanza">God bless you.</div><div
class="stanza">Sincerely,</div><div
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