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- I Did It Again
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Monday, July 26, 2010
So, I must have woken closer to the sun than ever
because it's needling the back of my eyes
in harsher and more complicated ways than before,
and this headache is so phenomenal
that I feel like framing it and hanging it
as an example to all who complain in the future.
I'll refer to it as the great headsplitter of '10
a pain among pains, women will weep and men will wince
when they hear my tale. It's not the hangover,
but this proximity to the sun, which is, I guess,
on account of waking up in Alabama when I
was expecting to wake up in Nevada, unmarried.
Although I am squinting, I guess she has a pretty face,
but she only speaks Czech
and her biceps are bigger than mine
but her breasts are smaller
and perhaps her beard is more even
and I'm not sure why my butt hurts in this way
and it makes me feel uneven and uneasy
and there's not enough whiskey to undo this
but it could have been whiskey to blame.
Please send money.
A map.
And some prayers.
Take care, keep safe, and stay beautiful,
With love and peace,
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BAHAHAHAHA!
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Moan...please, no laughing at my discomfort.
Watermelon!! Works for almost every hangover. For the rest... well as long as you're not handcuffed and naked you can escape pronto and double time!!! good luck !
Thanks for the tips, beautiful one...but tell me, can I take short cuts if I chow down a sizeable hunk of watermelon before I go to sleep the night before the hangover???